Landing at Heathrow Airport London, we wheeled into the largest freestanding building in the U.K. Terminal 5! Then began the Walk. We walked on and on, down hallways as far as you could see in both directions!
And when one gets tired, the hallway turns into a walking sidewalk, where one can stand against the side and the sidewalk moves beneath you. Nice to catch your breath.
Then get on a tram and ride for a while. Then get off and walk some more! We certainly have enjoyed the ex cerise today. It's waking us up!
Finally we arrive at our gate. Set down and eat a cup of hot soup. Oops- on the departure signs - they have changed where our gate is! It's been moved to Terminal A! And on the way we see signs that say if you have to come back here, expect it to take you 40 minutes! I hope they don't do this to us again. We might miss our connecting flight!
So let's head off again. Onto another tram..... down more hallways..... walk walk walk.
Then we head down an escalator and I realize this is unusually long ride so I grab my camera to show you before we get to the bottom.
We counted 4 stories passing us while traveling downwards! Unreal!
This is the largest esc. I have ever been on.
Ok so we get on the plane in time. This flight is completely full to the brim with alot of seniors going to a Cruise in the Danube River in Budapest. The guy in front of us, suddenly gets up and rips his pants very badly across the seat. He is a large man, and furious that this has happened to him. So he proceeds to be upset the whole trip. He has to wear his wife's sweater stretched around his middle. I felt sorry for him, and for those he was traveling with.
There are 181 people on the flight. All of us with a problem. NO wait more than one problem before it's over - this gets good! We sat on the plane on the tarmac for 2 solid hours clicked into our seats. Finally they tell us, the crew is being switched out for a fresh one. So for a little while there was no one there but all of us strapped in to our seat belts. We were all naive so sat quietly like sheep. Then later they come back on the intercom, saying they had had to change out our original plane due to tec's, so we were on this plane instead. We sat again all of us quiet and obedient except the man with the pants issue. He is starting to get louder about how useless this Airlines is. Oh My!
Then the voice from 'somewhere over the rainbow' speaks to us again and says we are delayed because of the weather that passed over London this morning. Not sure if all these announcements were coming from the same person, or if the crew was having fun playing games with the herd strapped in. The man in front...... you fill in the blank in your mind about how he is feeling about the weather, the plane, the crew, and his pants!
Finally we get started and as soon as the seat belt sign is switched off in the air, I think a third of the plane got out of their seats and headed down the skinny isle to the bathrooms. Only to discover there was only ONE WORKING RESTROOM ON BOARD! This is hysterical! The isle was jammed with old people about to hop up and down they had to go so bad!
Now the flight attendants are trying to get down the skinny isle to serve drinks to everyone. There were people on top of people trying to either get to the line to stand and wait to use the loo, or trying to get back to their seats, or trying to get past the trolley. People all became very friendly with each other, except for the large pants man! He was becoming enraged which made it even funnier. We laughed and howled and enjoyed this scene so much! It was better than watching a comedy! And halfway through the flight we decided to get up and join the fray! At least we could stand up right?
So we edge our way back ( we are setting half way up the plane) when we reach the back, a little old lady thought we would get in front of her so she squeezes past my husband. It was so funny we both burst out laughing, it was so tight she couldn't fit!!! I had tears in my eyes it was hilarious! When we finally get back to our seats, we get set down and the old lady setting next to me, loses control of her coffee and spills it down my leg. More laughter! But the man in the pants in front of me was in a black mood. He decides he is going to the bathroom!!! Can you believe what he was going to find just trying to get in line to go?! More laughter from us! They both get up and stand in line.
Anyway once we finally land and pulled up to the gate in Budapest, the voice comes back on the intercom and tells us that they need our help. The pants man is telling them already about needing help! Although they can't see him, I am sure they could hear him. More laughing for us. They tell us not to get out of our seats until they tell us to. That the baggage door will not open, so they have to manually unload from the rear of the plane! And they need us to stay in our seats so the plane will remain balanced! Which is what happened!
Oh this is too funny. My sides are hurting. What a great trip we have had. This two hour flight turned into a 5 hour comedy film. The last we saw of the man in the pants, he was trying to get his luggage off the baggage area fighting with the long sleeves of the sweater!
It's not funny what happened to him, but when life hands you a situation you can't control, why let it control you, just go with the flow and make lemonade out of your lemons.